I’m not happy about the fact that I have to go down to CMPB on 3 consecutive days this week, neither am I happy about the fact that everyone there is treating me like a test subject.. and I definitely am not happy having an alien-like machine strapped to my arm and its wiring going all over my body and I have to wear it in a stupid sling pouch which makes it look like I have an abnormally oversized appendix for 24 hours without taking it off… fuck it I can’t even bathe… so here are some suggestions to make it easier for future recruits…
- Quoting from the brochure. “The machine is small”
THE MACHINE IS NOT SMALL, it is just a minutely smaller version of the oldest GameBoy machine, which means it is fucking thick, maybe in your simple context thick is not inclusive in the criteria to consider the size of an item. but yea… the machine IS BIG. so do try to make it smaller.
- Ridiculously long wiring that stretches from left arm all the way over the back of neck to the right side of my body where the pouch is.
once again… the wire is RIDICULOUSLY long, almost as long as the earpieces for my iPod, which is freakingly inconvenient as it pops out of my collar from time to time so it looks like I have an oversized necklace and the protruding wire which connects to the machine makes it look like I have a tentacle-like apenditure pushing my shirt outwards, I had to use my bag to cover it all the way home la… suggestions? take some ideas from Apple…
since the blood pressure cuff is already in the form of an arm band, might as well just incorporate the machine onto the arm band rite, and it looks less fugly this way too… this is just a concept, it doesn’t have to be that simple in design, but the meaning is to cut down on the wiring… anyway I guess its impossible to do that unless they shrink the size of the machine first…
to the kind people at CMPB told me to get lots of rest and sleep early
how the fuck am I supposed to sleep well if that stupidiotic thing squeezes me every 30mins, I’m sure everyone has taken their blood pressure before. I’m not saying its causing too much pain but I think the pressure should be enough to wake a normal person from his/her sleep… so as for your kind comments. THANKS.
- particularly to a few of the ‘medics’ at station 1…
congratulations if you all are so pleased about the fact that you can bluff me with your secondary school level of biology by crapping me loads of rubbish which so coincidentally contradicts what I’ve been learning in school.. so for your own whatever-pride-you-have-left, don’t do that again.. and one more thing, don’t go ‘gg-ing’ or ‘ulti-ing’ in front of me too. I have an interest in DoTA despite my looks.
wow, feeling much better already…
